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Legal Agreement

To be auto-signed and submitted if the terms are agreed upon...




Minutia refers to the "fine print" of a document; a challenging realm that is problematical and paradoxical, in the deepest sense, and subject to philosophical and legal debate.

Often the logical intricacies of minutia in the modern age are framed in linguistic considerations of intention, the terms of which can be changed, in the possible future, by the original creators of the minutia. This latter fact raises the question: If such a potential state of self-modification exists, is the minutia itself a legal contract?

The minutia of a legal document is not read, 90% of the time, by 90% of the participants. Skimming the "gist" of a mutual pledge is not the same as reading it.

A commercial agreement is a document of sequential logic. The chains of reasoning found in its bloated fabric of data can be multi-faceted and interrelated in scope. Understanding the full, detailed, and legal ramifications of a contemporary agreement often requires the gift of a superior intellect.

Indeed, the prosaic strands of intense minutia exemplified in a standard operating contract are steeped in meticulously-detailed clauses that can be potentially self-contradictory -- hidden in the technicalities of the formula. If that is so, who could tell?

Understanding the self-repeating, spliced-together contingencies of a typical TOS (Terms of Service) often requires the mnemonics genius of an autistic sage, or the rehearsed linguistical assimilation of a brilliant legal statistician.

The fine print of this document goes on and on, to illustrate the "fine points" of its merit. The self-referencing nature of this part of the agreement offers an opportunity to fine-tune the ironical canons of its philosophical statements. Some of its structure is mirrored from the legalistic templates currently standard in most contractual agreements, found in common usage by such ubiguitous entities as credit card companies.

Fonts. The relationship of fonts in regard to small print is an interesting one. The main pledge, or promise, directed to the signer of the document is often of promotional nature, and is framed in bold font. The latter is the so-called Headline. Its dominance over the rest of the content is significant, though often misleading. The small print, or minutia of the content, is often the most important in its function and purpose; and yet, its apparent significance is delimited in appearance through its smaller font size.

Termination This agreement, like most agreements, has the right for its instigator in his or her sole discretion and at any time, to modify or terminate the agreement of the signer and to refuse full disclosure of his or her reasons to the signer.

Limitation of Liability Your auto-signature of this agreement is at your own risk. To the maximum extent allowed by law, neither the instigator of this agreement nor any other party involved in creating, producing, or delivering this agreement, will be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, consequential, or punitive damages (including, without limitation, lost profits, cost of procuring substitute service or lost opportunity), however caused, arising out of your access to, use of, or reliance on the statements herein, even if statements herein have advised of the possibility of such damages. This agreement cannot and does not guarantee continuous, uninterrupted or secure access to the content of the agreement.

No Warranties The information and services provided or referenced on this agreement are provided "as is" and with all faults, and the entire risk as to satisfactory quality, performance, accuracy and effort is with the user. This means that although this agreement uses reasonable efforts to include accurate and up-to-date information on its content, it makes no warranties or representations as to its accuracy. It makes no warranty, either express or implied, that any information or service provided or referenced by the agreement is either merchantable or accurate, that such information or service will fulfill any of your particular purposes or needs, or that such information or service does not infringe on any third party rights. This agreement may periodically add, change, or improve any of the information, products, services, programs, and technology described on this page without notice. It assumes no liability or responsibility for any errors or omissions in the content of its presentation.

Submissions Submitting an auto-signature on this agreement shall constitute a legal declaration to the effect that you agree to send ten thousand dollars to the creator of this document for his personal requisition, with no chance of refund or appeal. Further agreed, the signer of this document shall refrain from drinking all natural or synthetic liquids for a forty-eight hour time period. Fasting from all solid food for a time period of four days must also be a condition of the tenets stated here.

Additional Legal Information The Rules will be governed by and construed under the laws of the state of this agreement's creator, excluding only its conflict of law provisions. Any failure by this agreement to enforce any of its rights under the Rules or applicable laws shall not constitute a waiver of such right. If any provision of the Rules is found by a court of competent jurisdiction to be invalid, you, the creator of this document, and the court shall endeavor to give effect to the intent reflected in that provision, and the remaining Rules provisions shall retain their full force and effect.

Read and sign if you agree to these terms, and to obtain the "philosophical" result of this exercise.



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